HP Pavilion Slimline Desktop with 640GB Hard Drive and 3GB Memory

Sat, 01 Jan 2000 00:00:00 -0600

The average human colon is a labyrinth of unexplored passages. Experts say that it's quite possible that your colon may be filled with wolves, bears, or even Mexican train robbers hiding from the law. The only way to combat this is to spend at last sixteen hours on the toilet every day. But in these times, who can afford to be "�off the grid"�? With so much news, sports, scientific research and investment needs, what's a person to do? How can you keep a healthy, well-exercised colon?

Introducing the refurbished HP Pavilion Slimline Desktop with 640GB Hard Drive and 3GB Memory. When installed in the bathroom, this computer will serve as your window to the world, letting you do business while you do your business. The AMD Athlon II 240 Dual-Core 2.8 GHz Processor means that stock information will process lightning fast, while the SuperMulti DVD Burner means you can archive and clear out your data, just like you're clearing out all that clogged up waste. Why, after a few weeks of using the HP Pavilion Slimline Desktop with 640GB Hard Drive and 3GB Memory, you'll feel like YOU have 640 gigs of open space!

Remember: a healthy colon opens doors. Those super-rich all know the importance of proper colonic health, and they'll respect those who make the effort. People notice a good colon, especially when it comes to the annual review or a college application. Imagine how you'll feel when you're face to face with Mick Jagger and he says "�Hey, mate, nice colon! Pop by the house any time!"�

There's no need to leave colonic health to the winds of fate. Get a HP Pavilion Slimline Desktop with 640GB Hard Drive and 3GB Memory, plug in the 10/100 Base T network interface, and start a movement that will change your life"� forever.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day HP

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

This space saving desktop computer (12.24" tall x 4.43" wide) was specially designed for small offices, apartments or dorm rooms
Reliable performance from the AMD Athlon II 240 Dual-Core 2.8GHz Processor
Multitask with the 3GB of installed memory
Enhanced media viewing with the NVIDIA GeForce 6150 SE integrated graphics memory
Store all of your data on the 640GB, 7200RPM hard drive
Watch movies and burn DVDs using the double-layer DVD±R/RW SuperMulti drive
Get high-definition sound with the six-speaker-configurable audio system (speakers not included)
Create slide shows, listen to music, watch movies, and more with the MediaSmart software
Get connected via the front-access and back-access USB 2.0 ports
Share and download files with an iPAQ or camera via the integrated 6-in-1 digital media card reader
Enjoy Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit operating system
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Product Specifications:

Operating system: Genuine Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit
Processor: AMD Athlon II 240 Dual-Core 2.8GHz Processor
Memory: 3GB
Memory Speed: PC2-6400 DDR2 SDRAM memory (1 x 2GB and 1 x 1GB installed)
Total Memory Slots: 2 DIMM (240-pin, DDR3) (occupied)
Graphics card: NVIDIA GeForce 6150 SE integrated graphics
PCI Expansion: (1) PCI Express x1 (available); (1) PCI Express x16 (available)
Hard Drive: 640GB 7200RPM Serial ATA Hard Drive
Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD Burner with LightScribe Technology; Write: 16x max DVD±R, 12x max DVD±R DL, 8x max DVD+RW, 6x max DVD-RW, 12x max DVD-RAM, 40x max CD-R, 32x max CD-RW; Read: 16x max DVD-ROM, 40x max CD-ROM
Networking: 10/100Base-T network interface
Sound Card: Integrated audio
Speakers: 6 speaker configurable with up to 5.1 surround sound capabilities
Front-side Bus (processor dependent): 4000MHz System Bus
Memory Card Compatibility: xD, MMC, Secure Digital (SD, SDHC), Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro, MMC+
I/O Ports: (4) USB 2.0 ports (back); (2) USB 2.0 ports (front); Headphone (front); (2) PS/2 (back); (1) LAN (back); (1) Microphone(back); (1) Line-in (back); (1) Line-out (back); (1) VGA-out (back)
Included software: HP MediaSmart Software Suite, Cyberlink DVD Suite Deluxe and Microsoft Works 9.0

In the box:

(1) HP S5510F Pavilion Slimline Desktop
(1) USB Keyboard
(1) USB Mouse
(1) Power Cord

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HP Pavilion Slimline Desktop with 640GB Hard Drive and 3GB Memory